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What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped

Post by mammothboot on Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:17 pm

+白羊座
你敢綁我!?你知道我是誰嗎?你等著瞧吧﹗我會叫你後悔的﹗﹗
(最後綁匪到被他嚇住了!)


+金牛座
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)


+雙子座
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)


+巨蟹座
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)


+獅子座
好大的膽子!!!!!!!吵我睡覺?也顧不了現在是半夜十二點鐘,
偉大的獅子馬上起身跑到鄰居家,咚咚咚敲人家房門。
門一開,就開始吼,最後把那隻雞連雞窩一起扔進人家的屋裡頭。
不是想叫嗎?自己聽去吧。


+處女座
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)


+天秤座
叔叔,你想想你還這麼年輕,為什麼要做這種事情呢?
坐牢不合算啊,你一定有母親,有孩子吧......
(最後倒是把那綁匪弄的一把鼻涕一把淚)


+天蠍座
表面上服從心裡卻想︰綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)


+射手座
綁架我啊?我們一起玩好嗎?正好我看你也沒有朋友,而我放學後也很無聊啊!
(後來他們成為了好朋友,你相信嗎?)


+魔羯座
有沒有搞錯?我向來規規矩矩的卻被綁架了?我的作業怎麼辦?
我爸爸媽媽一定擔心死了﹗叔叔,我明天能去上學嗎? (綁匪當場昏倒)


+水瓶座
綁架?我還沒有遇到過呢﹗真是一次有趣的經歷,等到我以後做了名人可要把這說進去啊,對了歹徒先生,你叫什 麼名字?我們認識認識吧﹗
(綁匪可從來沒有見過要和綁架自己的人聊天的,真是少見)


+雙魚座
綁架?不會吧﹗怎麼可能呢?我好怕﹗不知道他在那裡呢?快來救我啊﹗不過仔細看看這個歹徒還蠻帥的嘛!(綁 匪也發現這個雙魚座女孩不錯啦!)

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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped

Post by mammothboot on Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:17 pm

+金牛座
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)
Wahahaha. lol.

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Post by LianGx2 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:42 pm

+天蠍座
表面上服從心裡卻想︰綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)

wa wa wa.. i am 乖乖牌 1 okay.. lol.. ignore the part after that..
coz.. i dunno wat it means.. if its good.. den should be true..
hahaha =X
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped

Post by lancerralliart on Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:59 pm

erm...the kidnappers is 以為綁架到一個乖乖牌...
nt u are 乖乖牌...the rest means tat once the kidnappers wake up next day...they inside police stn...lolx...
means u noe how to escape...

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Post by qiaoyan(: on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:42 am

+巨蟹座
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)

hahas. so comical.

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Post by LianGx2 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:24 am

Marcus: whoa whoa whoa.. it means i'm such a great person!! lol..

QiaoYan: anw.. i cant imagine u doing that =X
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Post by qiaoyan(: on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:25 pm

hahas! next time I go SAC. i do that in front of you!
LOL. :X

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Post by LianGx2 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:05 pm

HAHAHA!! make sure YOU DO!!
coz i'm tinking of smth similar to crayon shinchan.. lol..
MUAAHAHHAA!! Xd
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Post by mammothboot on Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:23 pm

lol.

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Post by lancerralliart on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:14 pm

lolx...how come juz now qiaoyan nvr do when guoliang ard...lolx...
and guoliang...the horoscope juz means u look innocent but is actually a devil inside...
haha...i tink tat i noe liaos...xPP

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Post by aiwei :) on Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:32 am

+處女座
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)

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Post by LianGx2 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:13 pm

hahaha.. walao.. how i rmb sia.. LOL..
its not as if i got the forum in my mind the whole time =X
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Post by lancerralliart on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:02 pm

haha...i oso nt wad...
i always come here den rmb the stuff i write...
lolx...
esp the jokes...haha

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Post by qiaoyan(: on Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:19 am

shiats! i forget do siak! LOL. :X

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Post by LianGx2 on Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:08 am

ahaha.. FASTER SET REMINDER!! lol..
qiaoyan.. is u wanna do de..
is u muz remind me.. LOL Xd
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Post by eddymund on Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:55 pm

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wa... sounds so fierce... haha... even wen there's a possibility of gettin killed... haha...

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Post by qiaoyan(: on Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:36 am

hahas. shiats. forget to do again today.

edmund, really like what u'll say siak! :X
hahas!

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Post by FarTHEris on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:07 pm

+雙子座
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)
wow. =)
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