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Cold jokes.....Brrr
冷笑话1
有一天小明很无聊,便跑到山洞去。
他对山洞大喊:“有人在吗?"(福建话)
他就听见有人回答:“吾。。。。”
结果他被火车撞死了。
冷笑话2
甲:有只兔子跟一只跑得很快的乌龟赛跑,你猜谁赢了?
乙:兔子。
甲:错了。是乌龟赢了。都说是跑得很快的乌龟了!
甲:那我再问你,有只兔子跟一只戴着墨镜的乌龟赛跑,你猜谁赢了?
乙:兔子。
甲:又错了。是乌龟赢了!
甲:因为那个乌龟拿下墨镜,原来就是那只跑得很快的乌龟!
冷笑话3
Q:为什么SUPERMAN的衣服每次都是紧紧的?
A:因为衣服上写着“S"size。
有一天小明很无聊,便跑到山洞去。
他对山洞大喊:“有人在吗?"(福建话)
他就听见有人回答:“吾。。。。”
结果他被火车撞死了。
冷笑话2
甲:有只兔子跟一只跑得很快的乌龟赛跑,你猜谁赢了?
乙:兔子。
甲:错了。是乌龟赢了。都说是跑得很快的乌龟了!
甲:那我再问你,有只兔子跟一只戴着墨镜的乌龟赛跑,你猜谁赢了?
乙:兔子。
甲:又错了。是乌龟赢了!
甲:因为那个乌龟拿下墨镜,原来就是那只跑得很快的乌龟!
冷笑话3
Q:为什么SUPERMAN的衣服每次都是紧紧的?
A:因为衣服上写着“S"size。
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A man was sitting in an aeroplane seat when he noticed his old
friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted
this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement.
The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the
c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as
his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA
after he greeted the pilot. Why?
Ans:
Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will
pick up the dumpling?
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friend sitting behind him. The man immediately got up and greeted
this friend behind him. After that, the pilot made an announcement.
The man, realising that the pilot was also his friend, went to the
c ockpit to greet the pilot, who happened to have the same name as
his old friend. However, the man was taken away by the FBI and CIA
after he greeted the pilot. Why?
Ans:
Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will
pick up the dumpling?
Ans:
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How do prawns laugh?
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Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?
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Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
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Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?
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Which Chinese Emperor in history is bilnd?
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Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
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Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?
Ans:
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Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink, then?
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Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
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Among Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans:
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why is 1(yi1) laziest while 2(er3) is the most hardworking??
[ Click on the spoiler tab =) ]
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- Spoiler:
- 一不做,二不休
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Q1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1)
Q2) There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2)
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A3)
A1)
- Spoiler:
- wu qi ma hei
Q2) There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2)
- Spoiler:
- GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A3)
- Spoiler:
- Ah Dou because Dou Sa Bao
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Q)What did BATMAN say when he fell down?
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Q) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A)
Q)xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?
A
A)
- Spoiler:
- Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)
Q) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A)
- Spoiler:
- "Lux" Super Rich
Q)xiao yang(goat), xiao niu(cow) and xiao zhu(pig) went to 7-11. xiao niu and xiao zhu were beaten up.why xiao yang was not beaten up?
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- )Because 7-11 24 hours bu da yang (opens 24 hours).
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A)who is the mother of glutinous rice balls (tang yuan)?
Q)
A)The bun (bao1) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (tang chi), fork (cha) and knife (dao) were there. Who killed the bun?
Q)
Q)
- Spoiler:
- hua. cos "hua sheng tang yuan".
A)The bun (bao1) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (tang chi), fork (cha) and knife (dao) were there. Who killed the bun?
Q)
- Spoiler:
- Cha, cos "cha sha bao".
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Mantou n tau sar pao were veri gd frens...
when mantou left n migrated...y did tau sar pau cry?
when mantou left n migrated...y did tau sar pau cry?
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- cos tau sar pau had feelings (fillings)
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psychological test...(maybe??)
once there was a veri tall coconut tree...
one day ironman, spiderman, batman and superman walked past the tree and saw it...
dey decided to challenge each other to see who could pluck the most bananas from that tree...
who won?
once there was a veri tall coconut tree...
one day ironman, spiderman, batman and superman walked past the tree and saw it...
dey decided to challenge each other to see who could pluck the most bananas from that tree...
who won?
- Spoiler:
- If u chose ironman, means u are stupid...
If u chose spiderman, means u brainless...
If u chose batman, u shld go back to kindergarden...
If u chose superman, haiz...relli no brain...
- Spoiler:
- Y u so stupid go choose one of them??...how to pluck bananas from a coconut tree???
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Q: Which important person in China history is the fastest ever?
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Q)Which country got no vegetables?
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Q)Which country is very unlucky?
ANS:
A:
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- Cao Cao, cos "shuo cao cao, cao cao jiu dao".
Q)Which country got no vegetables?
ANS:
- Spoiler:
- CHINA (pronunce the name in mandarin is like asking "CHYE NE?" ---> Where vegetables?)
Q)Which country is very unlucky?
ANS:
- Spoiler:
- VERY-SUAY-LA (Venezuela)
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A bit racist..
What do you get when you see My Chemical Romance (MCR) chasing after a bunch of indians?
What do you get when you see My Chemical Romance (MCR) chasing after a bunch of indians?
- Spoiler:
- ANS: Welcome To The Black Parade
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HAHAHA. waalau super dumb lah. haha. cheered up my day! haha. and the quiz was super lame lah! i didnt even notice it was banana from coconut tree. haha
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oh my god yijia! LOLx......
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haha cause reading thru fast ma. in the end... ZZZ! zhao zhi dao dont choose. haha. helped to pass time in class sia! i like the first page jokes. haha
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Q: McDonald's uncle and KFC uncle, which one is more skilful?
A1:
A3:
A1:
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- Mac, cos Mai Dang Lao "shu3 shu4 you3 lian4 guo4".
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- KFC, cos Mac uncle have to sit on bench but KFC uncle can stand the whole day.
A3:
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- KFC, cos Mac uncle is a clown
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Q: Singapore got a lot of FT's, like yin4 lao2 (indonesian workers) and fei1 lao2 (phillippines). But which kind of FT earn the most?
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- McDonald's. Mai4 Dang1 Lao2.
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Q: Why cannot sleep with an empty stomach?
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- Cos you will have "er4 (hungry) meng4".
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Q: What kind of bird is the most unlucky?
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- Ma2 Que4, cos "ma que shui siao" (suay siao).
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Q: A captain bought a new ship. He loaded all the electrical applicances onboard, except TV. Why?
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- Cos "xin1 chuan2 mei2 dian4 shi4" (Mediacorp).
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Q: 2 birds sitting on a tree branch, a goat was eating grass below the tree. a hunter came by, saw the goat and shot it. the female bird said something to the male bird and tio raped. what did the female bird told the male bird?
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- "xia mian yang si le".
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Q: Xiao Zhu (Pig), Xiao Mao (Cat) and Xiao Gou (Dog) went for a class. The teacher will ask who to bei4 (read aloud) the textbook first?
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- Dog, cos "wang4wang xian bei".
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Q: Xiao Ming stepped on shit, but why isn't his shoe dirty?
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- He never wear shoe in the first place.
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Q: Why after dinner, the whole family like to sit down in front of the TV and watch TV?
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- Cos if you stand, is very tiring.
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What thing...that the maker doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, the user cannot see?
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- A coffin
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