What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
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What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
+白羊座
你敢綁我!?你知道我是誰嗎?你等著瞧吧﹗我會叫你後悔的﹗﹗
(最後綁匪到被他嚇住了!)
+金牛座
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)
+雙子座
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)
+巨蟹座
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)
+獅子座
好大的膽子!!!!!!!吵我睡覺?也顧不了現在是半夜十二點鐘,
偉大的獅子馬上起身跑到鄰居家,咚咚咚敲人家房門。
門一開,就開始吼,最後把那隻雞連雞窩一起扔進人家的屋裡頭。
不是想叫嗎?自己聽去吧。
+處女座
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)
+天秤座
“叔叔,你想想你還這麼年輕,為什麼要做這種事情呢?
坐牢不合算啊,你一定有母親,有孩子吧......
(最後倒是把那綁匪弄的一把鼻涕一把淚)
+天蠍座
表面上服從心裡卻想︰“綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!”哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)
+射手座
綁架我啊?我們一起玩好嗎?正好我看你也沒有朋友,而我放學後也很無聊啊!
(後來他們成為了好朋友,你相信嗎?)
+魔羯座
有沒有搞錯?我向來規規矩矩的卻被綁架了?我的作業怎麼辦?
我爸爸媽媽一定擔心死了﹗“叔叔,我明天能去上學嗎?” (綁匪當場昏倒)
+水瓶座
綁架?我還沒有遇到過呢﹗真是一次有趣的經歷,等到我以後做了名人可要把這說進去啊,對了歹徒先生,你叫什 麼名字?我們認識認識吧﹗
(綁匪可從來沒有見過要和綁架自己的人聊天的,真是少見)
+雙魚座
綁架?不會吧﹗怎麼可能呢?我好怕﹗不知道他在那裡呢?快來救我啊﹗不過仔細看看這個歹徒還蠻帥的嘛!(綁 匪也發現這個雙魚座女孩不錯啦!)
你敢綁我!?你知道我是誰嗎?你等著瞧吧﹗我會叫你後悔的﹗﹗
(最後綁匪到被他嚇住了!)
+金牛座
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)
+雙子座
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)
+巨蟹座
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)
+獅子座
好大的膽子!!!!!!!吵我睡覺?也顧不了現在是半夜十二點鐘,
偉大的獅子馬上起身跑到鄰居家,咚咚咚敲人家房門。
門一開,就開始吼,最後把那隻雞連雞窩一起扔進人家的屋裡頭。
不是想叫嗎?自己聽去吧。
+處女座
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)
+天秤座
“叔叔,你想想你還這麼年輕,為什麼要做這種事情呢?
坐牢不合算啊,你一定有母親,有孩子吧......
(最後倒是把那綁匪弄的一把鼻涕一把淚)
+天蠍座
表面上服從心裡卻想︰“綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!”哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)
+射手座
綁架我啊?我們一起玩好嗎?正好我看你也沒有朋友,而我放學後也很無聊啊!
(後來他們成為了好朋友,你相信嗎?)
+魔羯座
有沒有搞錯?我向來規規矩矩的卻被綁架了?我的作業怎麼辦?
我爸爸媽媽一定擔心死了﹗“叔叔,我明天能去上學嗎?” (綁匪當場昏倒)
+水瓶座
綁架?我還沒有遇到過呢﹗真是一次有趣的經歷,等到我以後做了名人可要把這說進去啊,對了歹徒先生,你叫什 麼名字?我們認識認識吧﹗
(綁匪可從來沒有見過要和綁架自己的人聊天的,真是少見)
+雙魚座
綁架?不會吧﹗怎麼可能呢?我好怕﹗不知道他在那裡呢?快來救我啊﹗不過仔細看看這個歹徒還蠻帥的嘛!(綁 匪也發現這個雙魚座女孩不錯啦!)
mammothboot- The Creator
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
+金牛座
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)
Wahahaha. lol.
哎~我真是命苦,什摸?你向我們家要這摸多錢?你有沒有搞錯啊?
綁架了我還要我們家的錢?真是得寸進尺﹗
(最後綁匪被他囉嗦的工夫嚇到放他走啦!)
Wahahaha. lol.
mammothboot- The Creator
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
+天蠍座
表面上服從心裡卻想︰“綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!”哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)
wa wa wa.. i am 乖乖牌 1 okay.. lol.. ignore the part after that..
coz.. i dunno wat it means.. if its good.. den should be true..
hahaha =X
表面上服從心裡卻想︰“綁架我?哼!找錯人了﹗看我怎麼收拾你!”哎!?可憐的綁架犯﹗
(綁匪還以為綁架到一個乖乖牌,沒想到自己一覺醒來已經在警? 謏螂怜捸I)
wa wa wa.. i am 乖乖牌 1 okay.. lol.. ignore the part after that..
coz.. i dunno wat it means.. if its good.. den should be true..
hahaha =X
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
erm...the kidnappers is 以為綁架到一個乖乖牌...
nt u are 乖乖牌...the rest means tat once the kidnappers wake up next day...they inside police stn...lolx...
means u noe how to escape...
nt u are 乖乖牌...the rest means tat once the kidnappers wake up next day...they inside police stn...lolx...
means u noe how to escape...
lancerralliart- King Of Spammer
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
+巨蟹座
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)
hahas. so comical.
媽媽??媽媽??哇!??我要我媽媽?我要我的家,我要回家嘛??
(弄的綁匪也想起了自己的媽媽,和他一起哭)
hahas. so comical.
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
Marcus: whoa whoa whoa.. it means i'm such a great person!! lol..
QiaoYan: anw.. i cant imagine u doing that =X
QiaoYan: anw.. i cant imagine u doing that =X
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
hahas! next time I go SAC. i do that in front of you!
LOL. :X
LOL. :X
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
HAHAHA!! make sure YOU DO!!
coz i'm tinking of smth similar to crayon shinchan.. lol..
MUAAHAHHAA!! Xd
coz i'm tinking of smth similar to crayon shinchan.. lol..
MUAAHAHHAA!! Xd
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
lolx...how come juz now qiaoyan nvr do when guoliang ard...lolx...
and guoliang...the horoscope juz means u look innocent but is actually a devil inside...
haha...i tink tat i noe liaos...xPP
and guoliang...the horoscope juz means u look innocent but is actually a devil inside...
haha...i tink tat i noe liaos...xPP
lancerralliart- King Of Spammer
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+處女座
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)
啊?著是什麼地方啊﹗怎麼這摸髒?怎摸可以用這摸髒的繩子綁住我?
(他的挑剔把綁匪搞糊塗了,自己做起了打掃衛生的工作)
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
hahaha.. walao.. how i rmb sia.. LOL..
its not as if i got the forum in my mind the whole time =X
its not as if i got the forum in my mind the whole time =X
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
haha...i oso nt wad...
i always come here den rmb the stuff i write...
lolx...
esp the jokes...haha
i always come here den rmb the stuff i write...
lolx...
esp the jokes...haha
lancerralliart- King Of Spammer
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
ahaha.. FASTER SET REMINDER!! lol..
qiaoyan.. is u wanna do de..
is u muz remind me.. LOL Xd
qiaoyan.. is u wanna do de..
is u muz remind me.. LOL Xd
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
白羊座
你敢綁我!?你知道我是誰嗎?你等著瞧吧﹗我會叫你後悔的﹗﹗
(最後綁匪到被他嚇住了!)
wa... sounds so fierce... haha... even wen there's a possibility of gettin killed... haha...
你敢綁我!?你知道我是誰嗎?你等著瞧吧﹗我會叫你後悔的﹗﹗
(最後綁匪到被他嚇住了!)
wa... sounds so fierce... haha... even wen there's a possibility of gettin killed... haha...
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Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
hahas. shiats. forget to do again today.
edmund, really like what u'll say siak! :X
hahas!
edmund, really like what u'll say siak! :X
hahas!
Re: What each horoscope would do when being kidnapped
+雙子座
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)
wow. =)
哼﹗想綁住我?沒有那摸容易,我們來鬥鬥法吧,看誰厲害﹗
(沒有想到他還真有兩手,倒把綁匪綁架啦!)
wow. =)
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